storm-and-starlight asked:

Hello! I just saw your "welsh word for microwave" post, and 1.) thank you for the information and 2.) now I'm very curious what the three words for jellyfish are, if you care to share?

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ABSOLUTELY, FRIEND

These fall into the categories of ‘official term’, 'slang term’ and 'children’s term’ but NOT respectively:

• Sglefren fôr (lit: “the sea skater”)
• Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli (lit: “wibbly wobbly fish”)
• Cont y môr (lit: “the cunt of the sea”)

Hey can you guess the official term. Can you guess. Guess. Which is the official term, do you reckon. Which one’s proper. Can you guess.

Edit: I just remembered this is an option now:

which of the above do you think is the proper term

Sglefren fôr

Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli

Cont y môr

Don’t bother reblogging for sample size this is deeply stupid

cryptotheism:

We Cannot Express The Magnitude of Our Regret For Party Rocking

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moviesludge:

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thewelllitweenie:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I dislike dogs, I think they’re annoying and I generally dislike their personalities unless they’re a) working (in which case I shouldn’t interfere with them) or b) basically cats (in which case, just get a cat, they’re far more physically pleasant to touch). I’m not afraid of them and I don’t hate or resent their existence, they’re important animals, I just don’t want them around me.

But if a dog comes over and wants pets or play then I WILL pretend I love it and I will pet it so much because it’s not the dog’s fault that I don’t like them. It wouldn’t understand my rejection and I don’t want to make it sad. Just because it’s an unpleasant animal doesn’t mean it deserves to be sad.

There seems to be a deeper philosophy one could derive from this but as it is its solid.

Behaving with basic compassion for other living things regardless of whether they fulfil your own emotional and aesthetic preferences. The world makes me happy but the amount of happiness I bring others isn’t contingent on them making me happy first. It’s not a serotonin transaction.

… Transactional Serotonin would make an absolutely fucking baller band name.

fruit-teeth:

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

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weirdgirlification:

if you were a les mis fan between the years 2013-2016 you cursed to never be able to listen to “i will follow you into the dark” in a normal way

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seobot:

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blueskittlesart:

blueskittlesart:

blueskittlesart:

i just fucking noticed how my father has chosen to display my link amiibo and i’m going to piss myself laughing hold on

ekaterina и svetlana и link

what is it about this beautiful lesbian couple and their autistic son that scares you so bad tumblr

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santapau:

One from the archives.

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toastyglow:

hypnos hadesgame is not intentionally Teasing Zag he just has zero self-awareness.  he genuinely thinks he is helping.

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stromuprisahat:

moss-balll:

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

#bro was in it for 3 minutes and was somehow the gayest character in the show #in the very gay show

black-rosegold:

#also pete davidson ie. david’s father in law was job??? #had me cracking up

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

#they brought this kid in and said hey flirt with your dad’s co-star #and he said ok bet

cptnvers:

#that finger brush to aziraphale’s chest. quite literally he came he served cunt and committed to the bit  #WAIT it’s even funnier bc apparently david didn’t know he auditioned for good omens in this role. #he auditioned and went on the set and said. im about to be hilarious

song-spero:

#making hearteyes at michael sheen is apparently a dominant genetic trait

vyeoh:

#all nepo baby actors should be required to hit on their parent’s work bf in front of their parent #to prove themselves

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smelly28:

Rule

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